"and how funny it'll seem, sending presents to one's own feet! and how odd the directions will look."
|French:||This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"|
|Italian:||This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"|
|German:||This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"|
|English:||This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.|
|Japanese:||If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.|